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[ahappylie]

[Things have been difficult for him lately and he's been avoiding "certain people" with a vengeance, but there is always one thing that he knows can cheer him up.

Souji opens his journal one day and with as bright and cheerful a voice as he can muster (which is kind of like rainbows barfing sunshine) he says:]

So who here is being a grumpy grump after the holidays? I know you're out there~

I've heard of at least two: the one with the spiky hair who hates being asked about it and the one with the skirt who hates it being called a skirt.

There have to be more, aren't there? [He degrades into what sounds like baby talk.] So who's being a grumpy-wumpy bear, hm?

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[Video] If it's Beat it will be lololol

[misterbrief]

[The compliment is nice and all but.]

I don't enjoy dealing with irritating little brats like you. Perhaps I wouldn't be 'cranky' if the lot of you would just give it a rest.

[Video] HE BETTER BE ABLE TO TELL IF PEGGY IS A WOMAN

[ahappylie]

But we can't give it a rest until you're less cranky. Or grumpy. It's not good for your health.

[Video] OH YEAH FORGOT ABOUT HER

[misterbrief]

It's because you imbeciles won't leave me be that I'm irritated every waking second of the day. Use your brain.

[Video] W O W VEGETA, YOU ARE GETTING SHOT

[ahappylie]

Well, not every waking second. I just got to talk to you today.

...

Hello~!

[Video] H-H-HEY, NOT HIS FAULT

[misterbrief]

[He feels like this just came around full circle, like they'd just passed Go and he got absolutely nothing out of it. But Souji has made off with a fortune.]

...

Hi. [Short, curt, and irritated-like.]

[Video] NOPE, SHOOTING. IT'S HAPPENING.

[ahappylie]

[Souji tilts his head back, just brimming with all the joy that can come from being the biggest little shit in the world. It shows in the grin on his face.]

Soooo hooooow are you doing today, hmmm?

[Video] WOWOWOW TAKE THINGS A LITTLE TOO FAR WHY DON'T YOU

[misterbrief]

[He stares back at Souji, not answering, face as cold as stone. Had this been in person he might of hurt the man, but it's not.

Little shit indeed. He's just peachy, thanks for asking.]

[Video] Everything escalates quickly - it's Marvel

[ahappylie]

Mmmm, you might want to calm down, I think. You have a little vein popping out right here. [He points to his left temple.]

Or maybe it's a wrinkle? I can't be sure.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[Another popped vein joins that one. Souji did not just go there.]

What are you trying to say, huh? [THAT HE'S OLD?]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

That it's not good for your blood pressure. A good shoulder massage should take care of that - you might want to look into it.

[He peers at the video feed.]

It looks like it's getting worse. Definitely a vein. Do be careful~

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[He growls from the other side of the video, eye twitching slightly.]

I don't need anyone telling me how to take care of my supposed health problems. Especially someone who clearly hasn't a clue what they're talking about.

[He peers at Souji.]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Oh, I know about health problems - that's why I'm warning you.

My friend from home had a vein that would pop out sometimes and he had to smoke a lot of tobacco to relax. What do you do to relax?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[Is mercilessly slaughtering enemies an acceptable answer to that]

That's none of your concern. Now, if you don't mind, you'd best refrain from even referencing me on the journals.

[Earthlings.]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

[Mmmmm. Yeah.]

But I'll have to some time. You're friends with Cliff-san, aren't you?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

What about him. [Why doesn't he like where this is going?]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Well, we're close, so it's inevitable that we'll meet again.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Just what I was looking forward to. [Not.] How exciting I get to meet all of Cliff's friends.

[AKA why the FUCK does anyone think that they can just talk to him just because they have a mutual friend UGH]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

[It's how friends work, Vegeta. Let Souji teach you the Magic of Friendship.]

I'm glad you're so excited~ I'm excited, too.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[No, he's already 'friends' with Twilight Sparkle jessus]

Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Of course I know it, so that's why I choose to ig~nore~ it~

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[He is being trolled so hard. He knows it now.]

Is that a fact? Well, enjoy it while you can because I think you're going to need a little attitude adjustment.

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Oh, are you going to rip me in half again?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

I don't think you're giving me enough credit there.

[Again and again and again and again and again and again.]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Oh, so you're not going to rip me in half?

Or is it worse. Are you going to explode me like you did that mountain? Because I don't think I'd like that. Or Cliff-san would like that. He might be a bit upset.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Does it look like I care for anything that Cliff might say? No, I don't. And it sounds like he'd be better without, so I figure I'll just do him a favor.