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[Things have been difficult for him lately and he's been avoiding "certain people" with a vengeance, but there is always one thing that he knows can cheer him up.

Souji opens his journal one day and with as bright and cheerful a voice as he can muster (which is kind of like rainbows barfing sunshine) he says:]

So who here is being a grumpy grump after the holidays? I know you're out there~

I've heard of at least two: the one with the spiky hair who hates being asked about it and the one with the skirt who hates it being called a skirt.

There have to be more, aren't there? [He degrades into what sounds like baby talk.] So who's being a grumpy-wumpy bear, hm?

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Well, we're close, so it's inevitable that we'll meet again.

Just what I was looking forward to. [Not.] How exciting I get to meet all of Cliff's friends.

[AKA why the FUCK does anyone think that they can just talk to him just because they have a mutual friend UGH]

[It's how friends work, Vegeta. Let Souji teach you the Magic of Friendship.]

I'm glad you're so excited~ I'm excited, too.

[No, he's already 'friends' with Twilight Sparkle jessus]

Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?

Of course I know it, so that's why I choose to ig~nore~ it~

[He is being trolled so hard. He knows it now.]

Is that a fact? Well, enjoy it while you can because I think you're going to need a little attitude adjustment.

Oh, are you going to rip me in half again?

I don't think you're giving me enough credit there.

[Again and again and again and again and again and again.]

Oh, so you're not going to rip me in half?

Or is it worse. Are you going to explode me like you did that mountain? Because I don't think I'd like that. Or Cliff-san would like that. He might be a bit upset.

Does it look like I care for anything that Cliff might say? No, I don't. And it sounds like he'd be better without, so I figure I'll just do him a favor.

Woooow, and you were lecturing me about manners. I don't think it's very nice to go around killing off people your sparring partners care about - he might take it out on you.

Or I might surprise you with how hard I am to kill.

I doubt that. [No one is hard to kill around here, he doesn't think so-!]

I'm sure you break just as well as anyone else around here. What makes you think you're going to fare any better against me than Cliff? I already beat him to a pulp, you can go ahead and ask him.

[No, everyone is hard to kill - no one stays dead. /troll

although Vegeta, bragging about how you beat up someone he cares about is not a particularly good way to keep the yandere from coming out.]

He only told me you were sparring partners - I didn't know you'd hurt him so badly. When exactly was that?

To a Saiyan, that's what sparring is. You should have seen what I did to Kakarot. [Or rather, what they did to each other.] Besides, I don't see the point in knowing when it happened, because it happens every time. I'm hard pressed to remember which instance you're getting at.

Because he's a friend of mine, and I take a great interest in his health.

[Okay, and that name is too silly and he can't let it go.]

Also, you beat up a carrot? That doesn't seem very sporting.

No, not a carrot, it's Kakarot. [Yeah, someone brought the whole vegetable motif to him a long time ago so he gets it.]

That is his Saiyan name. I'm well aware of what it sounds like, and before you go on about it I don't find it amusing so you can drop it now.

[WOW, SPOILSPORT.]

You really aren't any fun at all, are you? No wonder Cliff-san told me to leave you alone. You might be too grumpy to help - so let me extend my sincere condolences on the fact that you are 100% likely to keep that wrinkle between your eyebrows. I think that might be permanent.

[Vegeta is so done with Souji, if this had been in person-! But alas, it's not.]

I think you need to take his advice and shut that loud, rude mouth of yours!

[He is just so mad, especially after the wrinkle thing again that he slams his journal shut because he can't take it anymore. Souji was driving him crazy and there was literally nothing he could do about it.

MIGHT HAVE TO TALK TO CLIFF LATER >:| ]

[Woooooow someone is an angry cat.

That said, mission accomplished so Souji is going to slink off and go yaaaaaaay(?).

Also plz 2 not b killin his boyfrando]

[No promises, Cliff is fun to throw around, might accidentally death him

Oops sorry Souji was that ur boyfrando]

[Uhhhhhh that might be bad, that is his boyfrando and Souji is yandere oops]

[Then a fight to the death it will be

Yandere vs. Tsundere]

[...that is the worst ~~best~~ line-up in history. Only death and scolding can come from this.]

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