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[ahappylie]

[Things have been difficult for him lately and he's been avoiding "certain people" with a vengeance, but there is always one thing that he knows can cheer him up.

Souji opens his journal one day and with as bright and cheerful a voice as he can muster (which is kind of like rainbows barfing sunshine) he says:]

So who here is being a grumpy grump after the holidays? I know you're out there~

I've heard of at least two: the one with the spiky hair who hates being asked about it and the one with the skirt who hates it being called a skirt.

There have to be more, aren't there? [He degrades into what sounds like baby talk.] So who's being a grumpy-wumpy bear, hm?

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[Video] Everything escalates quickly - it's Marvel

[ahappylie]

Mmmm, you might want to calm down, I think. You have a little vein popping out right here. [He points to his left temple.]

Or maybe it's a wrinkle? I can't be sure.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[Another popped vein joins that one. Souji did not just go there.]

What are you trying to say, huh? [THAT HE'S OLD?]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

That it's not good for your blood pressure. A good shoulder massage should take care of that - you might want to look into it.

[He peers at the video feed.]

It looks like it's getting worse. Definitely a vein. Do be careful~

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[He growls from the other side of the video, eye twitching slightly.]

I don't need anyone telling me how to take care of my supposed health problems. Especially someone who clearly hasn't a clue what they're talking about.

[He peers at Souji.]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Oh, I know about health problems - that's why I'm warning you.

My friend from home had a vein that would pop out sometimes and he had to smoke a lot of tobacco to relax. What do you do to relax?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[Is mercilessly slaughtering enemies an acceptable answer to that]

That's none of your concern. Now, if you don't mind, you'd best refrain from even referencing me on the journals.

[Earthlings.]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

[Mmmmm. Yeah.]

But I'll have to some time. You're friends with Cliff-san, aren't you?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

What about him. [Why doesn't he like where this is going?]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Well, we're close, so it's inevitable that we'll meet again.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Just what I was looking forward to. [Not.] How exciting I get to meet all of Cliff's friends.

[AKA why the FUCK does anyone think that they can just talk to him just because they have a mutual friend UGH]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

[It's how friends work, Vegeta. Let Souji teach you the Magic of Friendship.]

I'm glad you're so excited~ I'm excited, too.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[No, he's already 'friends' with Twilight Sparkle jessus]

Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Of course I know it, so that's why I choose to ig~nore~ it~

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[He is being trolled so hard. He knows it now.]

Is that a fact? Well, enjoy it while you can because I think you're going to need a little attitude adjustment.

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Oh, are you going to rip me in half again?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

I don't think you're giving me enough credit there.

[Again and again and again and again and again and again.]

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Oh, so you're not going to rip me in half?

Or is it worse. Are you going to explode me like you did that mountain? Because I don't think I'd like that. Or Cliff-san would like that. He might be a bit upset.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

Does it look like I care for anything that Cliff might say? No, I don't. And it sounds like he'd be better without, so I figure I'll just do him a favor.

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Woooow, and you were lecturing me about manners. I don't think it's very nice to go around killing off people your sparring partners care about - he might take it out on you.

Or I might surprise you with how hard I am to kill.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

I doubt that. [No one is hard to kill around here, he doesn't think so-!]

I'm sure you break just as well as anyone else around here. What makes you think you're going to fare any better against me than Cliff? I already beat him to a pulp, you can go ahead and ask him.

[Video]

[ahappylie]

[No, everyone is hard to kill - no one stays dead. /troll

although Vegeta, bragging about how you beat up someone he cares about is not a particularly good way to keep the yandere from coming out.]

He only told me you were sparring partners - I didn't know you'd hurt him so badly. When exactly was that?

[Video]

[misterbrief]

To a Saiyan, that's what sparring is. You should have seen what I did to Kakarot. [Or rather, what they did to each other.] Besides, I don't see the point in knowing when it happened, because it happens every time. I'm hard pressed to remember which instance you're getting at.

[Video]

[ahappylie]

Because he's a friend of mine, and I take a great interest in his health.

[Okay, and that name is too silly and he can't let it go.]

Also, you beat up a carrot? That doesn't seem very sporting.

[Video]

[misterbrief]

No, not a carrot, it's Kakarot. [Yeah, someone brought the whole vegetable motif to him a long time ago so he gets it.]

That is his Saiyan name. I'm well aware of what it sounds like, and before you go on about it I don't find it amusing so you can drop it now.

[Video]

[ahappylie]

[WOW, SPOILSPORT.]

You really aren't any fun at all, are you? No wonder Cliff-san told me to leave you alone. You might be too grumpy to help - so let me extend my sincere condolences on the fact that you are 100% likely to keep that wrinkle between your eyebrows. I think that might be permanent.