ahappylie | 058 [voice]

[Souji is at home and it's too quiet. He ends up talking to Saizou, his pig, for company a lot lately and this time, Saizou steps on the journal as he's talking, picking up bits and pieces of their one-sided conversation.]

--nder...why...--that some ......--ile others go, Saizou?

[The pig grunts and Souji laughs softly, sounding tired and worn.]

Mm...yes, I suppose we'll never know.....--haps....world returns.....--work still left to complete; and leaves ...... --no longer necessary.

[He's quiet for a moment and then lets out a heavy sigh, dismissing his own thoughts.]

No, that's silly. ....--ing me the jour--....

[The microphone picks up the muffled bumps and thumps as Saizou bites the journal and brings it over for Souji. He presses the on button again, unaware that it was already recording. When he addresses everyone, he's much chipper like he always, no trace of his earlier stress.]

I learned a new game so I have a question for everyone~

Would you rather eat nothing but your favorite food forever or never eat your favorite food again?

Also, it has been quite awhile, but anyone who knew my other self, Hijikata-san or Chizuru-chan; they've all returned to their homes.

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See? So you should try new things.

Or else the moon might crash into us again.

That wasn't fun at all.

The moon crashing into us was a new thing.

And I didn't like it.

But it wasn't a new food thing.

So? It just goes to show that most new things are terrible.

Not all though. If you didn't like new things, we never would have spoken. Or are you saying I'm terrible, too?

Didn't you talk to me first? So I didn't have to try you out, you tried me.

You didn't have to talk back, but you did.

That's not trying something new. I talk back to everyone.

You're nicer than you let on then.

But why not try new foods? If I hadn't tried new ones, I never would have known what pie was.

No, I'm not.

Because I usually hate new foods, so there's no point. And it's too much work to try to adapt to them.

Yes, you are.

[Because he puts up with Souji's trolling.]

You needn't adapt to them, just try them.

Ah! I know! I'll come by later on tonight and bring you a tray of all sorts of things to try.

No way in hell.

[PSSH. Souji, look around at Smoker's castmates. His best friends in canon call him ugly and fat respectively. What trolling?]

[Also he just gives Okita a look, sort of continuing that, "No way in hell," and with a, "Really? We're going to do this? Really?"]

I'll see you at the hour of the rooster~

Oh! But there isn't anything you would get sick from eating, yes? Just things you don't like?

[Facepalms.]

Nothing I know of anyway. Not that I'm agreeing to this.

Don't bring any chocolate, onions, or citrus though. Hyoga is sneaky and not that bright. [Ikki's wolf-dog.]

Of course you're not.

[But he totally has. Souji shifts and gets up from where he was sitting.]

And that's not a very nice way to talk about a friend. I'm sure he must be very bright to be so sneaky.