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[Things have been difficult for him lately and he's been avoiding "certain people" with a vengeance, but there is always one thing that he knows can cheer him up.
Souji opens his journal one day and with as bright and cheerful a voice as he can muster (which is kind of like rainbows barfing sunshine) he says:]
So who here is being a grumpy grump after the holidays? I know you're out there~
I've heard of at least two: the one with the spiky hair who hates being asked about it and the one with the skirt who hates it being called a skirt.
There have to be more, aren't there? [He degrades into what sounds like baby talk.] So who's being a grumpy-wumpy bear, hm?
Souji opens his journal one day and with as bright and cheerful a voice as he can muster (which is kind of like rainbows barfing sunshine) he says:]
So who here is being a grumpy grump after the holidays? I know you're out there~
I've heard of at least two: the one with the spiky hair who hates being asked about it and the one with the skirt who hates it being called a skirt.
There have to be more, aren't there? [He degrades into what sounds like baby talk.] So who's being a grumpy-wumpy bear, hm?
[Voice] CREEPER
I put on pants, you maggot!
[Voice] AHAHAHAHA GUILTY AS CHARGED
Is it because you got too cold in your skirt thing? I wear wool in the winter because of that. Maybe you should try it.
[Voice]
[Albel cut himself short, letting out an irritated noise.]
Hold on...
[There was the sound of him moving away from the journal, booted feet loud on his floor. After a pause, there was a really loud THUMP followed by Albel's distant voice shouting.]
SHUT UP, MAGGOT!!!
[not voice...ish]
Good job, Albel.]
[Voice]
You shouldn't be so angry! You're going to get high blood pressure and need medicines and they taste so bitter they'll probably make you grumpier!
[Voice]
What are you even babbling about?
[Voice]
Or should I call you Grumpy Pants-Bear now? It's a very important distinction.
[Voice]
[Considering the kind of mood he's in, he's very likely to rip down the wall between him and Fayt to strangle him rather than just going through the door like a normal Elicoorian.]
[not action]
Laughing. Both from the mental image Souji produces with 'grumpy skirt-bear' and the kicking.
At least he has the decency to close the journal after a moment?]
[Voice]
But Mr. Grumpy Skirt-Bear is so much more memorable. It could be like your nickname! Everyone should have a nickname.
[Voice]
Are you looking to start a fight, maggot? Because you are succeeding.
[Voice]
Meee? Start a fight? Oh no, not at all. I just wanted to help Luceti's grumpy bears. You really do need to -- what is it that people say here? "Chill out"?
[Voice]
Being left alone instead of having to suffer the prattling of ignorant fools would accomplish that much more effectively.
[Voice]
Why did you lose it? Is it because the cold's too much? I could help with that.
[Voice]
I decided to wear something else. Nothing more.
[Voice]
...You have a dirty miiiiiind.
[Voice]
You have given me no reason to think you would mean otherwise!
[Voice]
You thought otherwise. Is it because of my hair? Someone once told me I have very nice hair.
[Voice]
I don't even know what you look like, maggot!
[Video]
[And video turns on. Now, Albel, it's time to play the game: Guess Souji's Gender! He waves enthusiastically through the video feed.]
Hello~
[Video]
...hmph.
[Video]
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[Voice] --can't help it
[Sorry, Cliff normally doesn't do this, but he can't resist.]
You actually put pants on?
[ /brb cracking up]
[Voice] He hates all of you maggots. :|
Go. Away.
[And that is your ONLY WARNING, Cliff.]
[Voice]
[More laughter. He'll stop harrassing you, but he's already out looking for the snacks for this one.]
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