ahappylie: (Child - Stare)
沖田総司 Okita Souji ([personal profile] ahappylie) wrote2011-11-28 01:01 pm

049 [Voice | Action]

Okita Souji - Cancer
• You will be asked to dance by a stranger wearing a sandwich board.
• Adopt a chicken.
• Your next Career: Pet Therapist
• Run! For God's sake, RUN!


[Well, that's odd, but if the journal says this is his new career, then so be it. Still!TinySouji will be wandering around with a normal chicken on a child harness leash. Talking to it. Like it's normal. Listening to its chickeny problems. also:]

If anyone has a pet who needs advice, my name is Okita Soujirou. Bring them to me.

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Soujirou sighs and the chicken gets up, fluffing itself up and clucking before trying to wander off toward the trees. It gets partway there before the leash catches and then the bird starts making a lazy circle around them.]

....Perhaps it was unwise to listen to the journal and get a chicken. ...but abandoning it now would be rude.
godbent: (You have no idea how much)

[personal profile] godbent 2011-12-14 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well where'd you get it? You could just give it back.

[But man, listening to the journal? Poor kid]

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
...I found it alone on the farms. No one was there and the animals seem to be left to fend for themselves.
godbent: (And if I was God...)

[personal profile] godbent 2011-12-14 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, fair enough.

[...]

Well, maybe you can train it yet.

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe. He crouches down and gets on the chicken's level, tugging the leash so it comes over.]

I've never had a pet before. ...are they difficult to train?
godbent: (Last Song)

[personal profile] godbent 2011-12-14 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you see people do it on TV all the time, and any idiot can train a dog, so how hard can it be?

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
...[TV? What...is that. He'll just skip over that part and...] I guess. ...Did you train Sekai?
godbent: (Oh.  Oh I see...)

[personal profile] godbent 2011-12-14 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
A... little, I guess. I taught him about walking around with people and generally which rooms to stick to in the house.

[But that isn't much in her book]

[identity profile] ahappylie.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, that's more than this chicken can do. Admittedly, Okita just went to the farm and stole it that morning, but still. Chicken is not that smart.]

....I wonder if this one will ever learn that.