Appointments & Messages

[ahappylie]

APPOINTMENTS & MESSAGES

Please label with the date and type of interaction. EX: [Voice - March 5th] / [Action - March 12th] / [Video - April 7th]

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the vein in his head is going to pop

[ahappylie]

I didn't realize you wanted to see me half dressed, Vegeta-san. What would people think? The rumors would be terrible.

[...But wtf is a sandworm. He is also so not admitting to anything, nope.]

And a worm? Are you phobic of insects?

when doesn't it already do that

[misterbrief]

Oh, be quiet. I'm not afraid of anything. [Totally not admitting it to Souji, no way.] I just had a little prankster come by and interrupt my day, and all sources point to you.

maybe after he's finished murdering the source of his stress

[ahappylie]

Only people who are afraid of things say that.

And it couldn't be me, I was sleeping, like I said. I can send you my schedule, if you like.

[misterbrief]

Whatever. [He will totally ignore Souji on that front about the worms. Nope nope nope nope]

A likely story; your schedule will prove nothing, so don't waste your time.

[ahappylie]

And that.

[Since he's ignoring it, now Souji knows it's true. Time to put boxes of worms everywhere.]

Weeeell, since you're convinced I did it, can you at least tell me what I did and what a sandworm is?

[misterbrief]

Interrupting my training by programming those blasted things into my simulation, that's what. [He's not going to bother explaining what a sandworm is because he thinks Souji is just playing him.]

Do it again and I truly will rip those hands of yours right off.

[ahappylie]

Simulati-- Ohhhh, at the Battle Dome?

[He pauses and then snickers.]

Did you scream? I bet you let out at least a yelp.

[misterbrief]

I did no such thing. [He was totally nauseous, though.]

Quiet. You got your warning.

[ahappylie]

It's not shameful to admit that something surprised you, Vegeta-san. I'd be surprised.

And I don't even know what a sandworm is!

[misterbrief]

It was surprising, given I did not program the beast in, I'll have you know! [He still "killed" it, that totally counts, right?]

[ahappylie]

What did it look like? Like the little worms in the gardens? ... Was it made out of sand? How big was it? About the size of my finger? A bit fatter?

[misterbrief]

You should know, you're the one who programmed it in!

[ahappylie]

You reeeeally need to work on your listening skills. You have yelling skills down to an art.

But you have a biiiiig X-mark in Listening.

[misterbrief]

[His teeth clench. He hates Souji so muuuuch]

I am listening, but that doesn't mean I believe you. I thought that much was simple to figure out.

[ahappylie]

[But he loves you, Vegeta. Well, loves torturing him.]

I don't see why you wouldn't believe me. You're hurting my feelings, Vegeta-san. I might cry.

If I was capable.

[misterbrief]

Not capable, eh. Well. I could see what I could do to change that for you if you'd like.

[All the things he can imagine doing to Souji to inflict pain. He wants to so badly.]

[ahappylie]

Unfortunately, I know from experience that you could torture or kill me and it still wouldn't do anything.

Strange, isn't it?

[misterbrief]

I'm sure there are ways around that. [If only he were evil again. Then he'd go for Cliff. But he likes Cliff ;_; ]

I'm pretty good at finding ways to torture insects like you.

[ahappylie]

But torture doesn't necessarily mean I'd cry.

And what is it about you and insects? First the worm, now this.

[misterbrief]

[He's beginning to question why he even tried here.]

There is nothing about myself and insects. Goodness, don't you know an insult when you see one?

[ahappylie]

You can't see an insult unless it's written and you're speaking to me.

[A beat]

See?

[misterbrief]

...

.....

Shut up.

[Not amuuuused]